Does This Boy Deserve a Halo?

My 12–year-old recently informed me that our gaming system isn’t very cool. Before I give too much credence to this middle-school-hipness angst, I want to point out that I’m on the press list at most of the game publishers and we often receive games before they get to the stores. Cole has a signed-by-Will-Wright poster of Spore on his wall! (Thank you PR!) Cole was deep in gamer self-doubt but I pointed all this out.

“But everyone else has XBOX 360 and I don’t,” he moped.

This is true. We had a review unit for a while. But we all hated it—though it might have been the lame games they sent with it that we hated—and Microsoft wanted it back.

“We have a Wii,” I offered, thinking there is no way I’m spending $350 on a gaming system for a kid who only ever plays massively multiple player online role playing games (MMORPG, said really fast in a voice like the Comic Book Guy in the Simpsons). Sure we have a stack of XBOX 360 games we can’t play. But he needs more exercise not more gaming opportunities.

“The Wii isn’t cool anymore,” he sulked. I told him that the Wii is very cool and that his friends at the middle school in our small town may not be exactly the cutting edge of the gCole winsome smileaming community.

“You can’t play Halo 3 on the Wii.” He countered.

I could tell this issue was not going away. He is a gaming demi-god at school and this hole in his skill set was seriously bringing down his street cred.

Then I got a press release from Blockbuster announcing they are beefing up the gaming section in their stores. We never go to Blockbuster for movies because we are Netflix! devotees. But games? That’s another matter. Would they also rent the gaming systems so that I could satisfy Cole’s XBOX 360 angst without dropping all that cabbage? No. They are only renting games. Though they will be selling gaming systems and game accessories and offering trade-in on used games. That last part got Cole’s interest.

“Excellent!” Cole smiled, reading the press release and eyeing a stack of old games with dollar signs in his eyes.

“So can I have an XBOX 360 for my birthday?” He gave me his best charming smile, clearly sensing a chink in my armour.

But I have the ultimate trump card. “Sure!” I said. “If you get straight A’s on your next report card.”

I had won this round. But only because I studied the best parenting movie ever made (The Negotiator starring Sam Jackson; seriously check it out) very carefully.

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4 thoughts on “Does This Boy Deserve a Halo?

  1. Take…this…down….now…

  2. great photo of my favorite nephew. Less video more exercise.

  3. Hi there Expert, what made you want to write on Does This Boy Deserve a Halo?? I was wondering, because I have been thinking about this since last Saturday.

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